So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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