i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
