my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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