Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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