Fuck appropriateness.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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