I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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