let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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