To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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