The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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