your thong is hanging out like whoa
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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