its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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