Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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