Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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