and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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