She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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