My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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