fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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