Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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