Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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