Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
