if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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