Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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