We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sext me about skeletons
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
