Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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