Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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