Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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