Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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