i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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