should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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