Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
bring money and cleavage
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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