Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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