You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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