Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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