Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Holy shit dude........stairs
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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