Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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