arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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