its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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