im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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