Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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