Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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