My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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