I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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