I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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