Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
