420 ftw
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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