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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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