That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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