I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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