i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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