Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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