Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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