too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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