The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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